History of The Monster Hunters

Adventure Log 2172016
Hunter: Adrianna

Guest Illustrator: Cara Cooper. With a picture of Because Reasons

So, this is still a fairly new Chronicle (B)log. And I thought for all those stalking us (or if anything for future Hunters scouting these logs for info) we should document some more of our history.

I met my partner, Ryder, when I was given an invitation to a secret group. Now I only scarcely knew the members at that point. And we had only had one video conference before, (to celebrate the six month anniversary of a larger less secret group we were all a part of)

The members I knew at that time consisted of: A Psychic Horseman, an eye-patch-wearing narrator ( who turned out to be Death), A very human looking Jelly Bean, and many others who turned out to be even less normal than I had thought.

One of these people was a known Killer. Notorious for using poison, kidnapping, and running around in unicorn form throwing Skittles at people. At that time I didn't think she would be the best option for a partner.

We were in many adventures together in this group of weird people determined to take over the world. We found Popcorn to be a manipulative liar, cheater, and serial killer in one dramatic turn of events. One time a friend in the group was killed and turned into a ghost (who still stalks us now and then. And don't worry she's fine). Ryder was a suspect in that case. I was as well, but I was also going by as a detective.

We all developed many many names, as to confuse anyone who tried to find our plans of world domination. But as most of that is Confidential, and this blog is for the Monster Hunters, we'll move on.


It was right around the time I started looking for Brickson (back when he went by the name Backson). Ryder, who was a friend at the time, was talking about an immortal she knew. He was interesting, had a whole crew of space pirates and even owned a bunch of immortal cats.  I knew that he, if anyone, might know something of the whereabouts of my nemesis. Considering Immortals usually stay in touch and at that point, I had a hunch that Brickson was also immortal because his schemes of bad luck stretched all through time.

Ryder finally arranged for me to meet up with him after I told her how important it was. I entered the bar I knew I'd find him in and tipped my hat to the immortal under the name Death (no not the eye patch wearing one. this one just called himself that) I ordered chocolate milk then got down to business.

This was the first time I let anyone from the group see me as the Monster Hunter I was. That part of my life I kept almost separate from the group up until that point. And it just so happened to be with Killer. (she was somewhere there because she had to show me where to be)

Of course at this point my search was no longer as secretive. I slowly let her into the culture of Monster Hunting. I was actually able to show off my knowledge of the subject! At one point I decided to hire her as a helper. Let her read the manuals and all the books on monsters I had.

And eventually we grew closer. To the point where we're even more than partners at this point. A close bond and friendship to the point we'd go anywhere together! We've had many adventures and plan to have many more.

So this Log was meant for all you out there who aspire to know more about Monster Hunting and also so we can keep track of our times together.


There's always more to come! See ya later, you other weirdos!

How To Run Into Walls

Adventure Log 222016
Hunter: Ryder Eclipse

So, us monster hunters have an archenemy. His name is Brickson. He's rather evil. He forces all the nice little monsters to be his minions and doesn't give them the love that they need. We've captured him in the past but of course he escaped and is on the loose again.


Two of my fictional characters found him recently. Ghosty and his son Aaron. They're both very adorable characters. Ghosty is a kick butt nerd and Aaron is a kitty cat boy. Well they met Brickson and Aaron hugged the giant penguin (because obviously that's what you do any time you meet an evil villain) and Brickson flew away with Aaron.

"Did our archenemy just kidnap my character?" I asked my partner, Adrianna. We had been watching from behind a plant and gathering information. We didn't just capture Brickson right then and there because reasons.

"Yeah I think so. What should we do?" Adrianna said.

"Didn't you put a tracker on kitty boy?" I said.

"Oh yes. That's right," Adrianna pulled out mini fold-able jetpacks and handed one to me.

I put it on and took off after Brickson. I probably could've caught up to them rather quickly but a pole decided that it needed to meet me. I smacked into the pole.

Adrianna tried her very best not to laugh as she helped me to my feet and we took off once again.

"Uh, are we going to leave the one guy who can fight behind?" I glanced down at Ghosty, who was glaring up at us from the ground.

"Nope!" Adrianna said.

Buffer, our little robot friend, was giving Ghosty a jetpack.

Ghosty flew beside us, muttering to himself about his son being with a giant evil penguin and how he was a terrible father for not stopping Brickson and other stuff like that. Adrianna reassured him that Aaron and everyone will be safe and I cured his trigger finger by letting him shoot Target signs as we flew over them. Although he shot the cars in the parking lots instead. I hope those people have good insurance.

A random flying bunny appeared.

"Oh look a random flying bunny!"

"Ah!" Adrianna cuddled it before it flew away.

We continued flying and tried our best not to be distracted by more randomly appearing flying rabbits.

"Are almost there?" Ghosty whined.

"Yep!" I pointed to the giant invisible castle.

They both looked in that direction with rather confused expressions since they obviously couldn't see the invisible castle. Only people with glasses can see invisible castles. I have glasses so I can see it.

We land on the invisible castle and I give my partner my spare pair of glasses so she can see the castle as well. I sadly didn't have two spare pairs of glasses so Ghosty couldn't see the castle. Which made things rather entertaining because he often found walls with his face.

Adrianna tried her best to keep him from running into things. "I'll make sure you don't break your nose brother. Oh speaking of brothers why isn't yours here Killer? He could help. And seeing him fall over stuff would be hilarious. Then Ghosty wouldn't be the only one glaring at things" (We're kind of related to our characters)

"Did you bring the Seth summoner?" I asked. Seth is her main character and my adopted brother.

Seth, a white haired emo weirdo, appears. He looked around and realized he was standing on an invisible thing and jumps and runs into another invisible thing.

I laughed at him.

Seth probably glares at me since that's something he'd do.

"Yay another person to feel my pain," Ghosty said. "We're here to die and be laughed at."

"Huh great," Seth sighed and waves at us.

I waved back. "We're looking for a giant penguin and a kitty cat boy."

Seth facepalmed.

"We areeeee. And we're in an invisible castle!" I grinned.

"You're all insane," Seth said. "Okay, now how do I maneuver this place?"

"Three steps to the right and one step forwards," I told him. Those happen to be the exact directions to a nice trap.

"I don't trust you," Seth said.

"I'm very trustable. Right father?" I turned to my partner.

"Uhhh..... exactly!" Adrianna said.

"Father? What's wrong with you people?!" Seth said.

"A lot of things," I nodded. "But let's go! Allons-y!"

We continue onward. Despite being able to see the walls I somehow managed to still run into things like walls. Seth laughed at me. How rude of him. We kept on adventuring through the castle, avoiding traps and laughing at Seth and Ghosty when they ran into things.

Ghosty managed to wander into a secret room and got himself attacked by sentient attack marshmallows.

We all laughed at him.

Ghosty shouted for help but it was muffled by the marshmallows which were suffocating him.

"Roast 'em Ghosty! Roast 'em!" Adrianna shouted.

Ghosty remembered he had fire powers and killed all the attack marshmallows with his awesome fire powers. When he came out of the room he was covered in the sticky guts of dead marshmallows.

We laughed at him some more.

"If we had some graham crackers and chocolate we could make Ghosty s'mores!" I chuckled.

"Don't you all have some sort of quest or something?" Seth said.

"Oh right. We get distracted easily," Adrianna said.

"Oooooh. Pizza!" I wander off and run into another pole.

Seth sighed.

We continued on with our quest. At one point Ghosty got annoyed and nearly burned the entire place down but we managed to calm him down. I also somehow managed to get a segway at some point but I'm not sure how that happened. And we left Seth in some random room as well. We eventually found Brickson and Aaron though.

"Hullo!" I waved at our archenemy. "We're here for the kitty boy and all the monsters."

All the furniture in the room turned into monsters and attacked us.

Adrianna fought them off with a non lethal paralyzing sword while I tripped over stuff a lot.

I dropped my bag of sunflower seeds that I apparently had and the monsters started eating those rather than trying to eat us.

A purple fog suddenly filled the room. I found it quite strange despite the fact that we had just been fighting sunflower eating furniture monsters. Colourful fog is weird. Sunflower eating tables aren't.
Once the fog had cleared all the monsters and Brickson were gone. Aaron sat in the middle of the room.

Ghosty walked over and hugged his son.

"Where's Brickson?" Adrianna looked around.

"Arkansas," I said because that's obviously the only place someone would ever go.

Adrianna pulled out her bubble portal gun and we all went to Arkansas.


We never did find Brickson in Arkansas but we have a wonderful time at a nice little ice cream shop. Ghosty's girlfriend had shown up and we all just hung out and had a ton of fun. Hopefully we will be able to find and capture Brickson again. But until then I hope you all don't get eaten and keep being awesome. See ya next time humanoids!