Zombie Cats

Adventure Log #3292016
Hunter: Ryder Eclipse

So zombie cats. They're a rather interesting form of zombie. Rather cat like. Probably because these undead creatures were once cats.

Now I had happened across some cats that had the misfortune of being turned into zombies. I did the logical thing when I found these cats and threw them at my friends. Because what else would you possibly do with zombie cats? So Adrianna got a zombie cat to the face. And she did what any lovably adorable hunter would do and hugged it. The zombie cat ate her. And that was the end of Hunter Adrianna. The Hatter was dead. No more adventures with the hyper stegosaurus (how she's a stegosaurus is complicated).

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You really think a hunter like Hatter Adrianna could die that easily? Wow you have such little faith in our amazing abilities. I gave her a dose of dolphine (it cures being eaten somehow) and she was back to being okay! Then I threw another zombie cat at her. Because I'm such a nice friend.

Adrianna befriended this zombie cat but it still bit her because it's a zombie. That's what zombies do. Adrianna put her zombie cat friend in a play friend where it played tag with our quacking rabbit, Foo (you'll learn more about her in a later log).

Now as it so happens that if you're bitten by a zombie cat you become a zombie cat. So I stood on a tall thing to keep from being eaten by the now zombified Adrianna, who happens to be rather short hence the reason why I stood on a tall thing.

Adrianna thankfully wasn't fully zombified yet so she got herself some dolphine (it cures zombiness too) and she went back to being her normal stegosaurus self. I climbed off of the tall thing and we hugged. The end.

(Sorry guys for the lack of posts recently. Things have been hard for the fabulous hunter partners. But hopefully you'll start getting kinda weekly posts again! Unless we forget. Which could possibly happen. But this blog is not dead! It may be undead though. I'm not sure. Probably not unless a zombie cat bit it.)