Sunday, January 17, 2016

This is the Introduction Post That's Written by Ryder

this is me
Hullo humanoids and non humanoids! I am Ryder and I'm a unicorn with a killing habit a pet bunny. This is the post where I do introduction stuff. Or at least I'm pretty sure that's what I'm supposed to do.

As you can see from the picture I am a demonic unicorn. I happen to also have shapeshifting powers so I can be anything if I want but most of the time I'm a demonic unicorn. Because demon unicorns are cool. I work as a hunter with my little padawan, Adrianna. We hunt and cuddle monsters. We're very professional. The most professional-y professional monster hunters that ever professioned (I have no idea what that means I just made it up).

So I'll be writing about some of our adventures as father and son (yes we are both female. it's complicated). So stick around if you want to hear the awesomely amazing adventures of the monster hunters! If you don't read about our adventures I will find you and I will kill you and I will do nothing because you don't have to read this blog if you don't want to.

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