Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Tree's First Log: Tree and the Brickson Goodwill.



Hello peasants. . . . good people. I am Tree, I’ve kinda been floating around for a while now. I’ve been trying my best to get in the group and become a true monster hunter. Ryder and Adri have been taking this a little too far and making me go get their coffee and snacks. When I finally told them to put me on a mission they sent me undercover to spy on Brickson. I was Brickson's baker. 

Becoming Brickson's Baker didn’t make Maxwell very happy. (Maxwell was Brickson's right hand man and main baker) Maxwell tried to hate me but ended up falling in love with me. What can I say I’m lovable. When Ryder and Adri decided it was time to take Maxwell out and lock him up I pleaded that they make him comfortable. So we built a nice prison without anyone else but him. 

Sadly Ryder and Adri didn’t want Maxwell baking anymore. So I snuck some baking stuff to Maxwell so he can be happy. Although they cursed him to look like a glob of slime. *shrugs*

After Maxwell Brickson was getting suspicious of me. So I captured him and sent him away to prison.

    . . . .
   
    But when I was telling the driver where to take Brickson (the driver's name is Will) I told Will he was good. And he thought I told him to take Brickson to Goodwill.. .  . . ..

    Now Brickson has taken over Goodwill and is planning his attack!!!

    But oh wells. Bye peasan- Good people. 




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 (^^ Brickson, if seen please return to the Monster Hunter Offices.)


Snooze You Lose (When Your Partners Kill All the Penguins)

Log: 6132016
Hunter: Adrianna

NOTE: this log was written as log 6132016 but was not posted until now for the following reason: The CIA was hot on our trail for the "penguin incident" and we weren't allowed to say anything on the matter until some things blew over. Anyhow Here's the adventure:


So one morning I wake up and turn on the news. "Something strange happened just last night" the reporter says. "Almost every single Penguin in the world has gone missing."

I spit out my morning chocolate milk and sit up straight. Obviously something was very wrong, at first I thought that maybe a monster came and stole the penguins. Or even maybe it had something to do with Brickson.

So I jump up and go to HQ in the Because Reasons. And on the main spy screen I see Tree. Talking to, of all people- our arch nemesis: Brickson. Ryder, leaning back casually in her chair with a bag of goldfish seemed pretty confident in what was going on.

So I watch the screen, ready to jump into a mini ship and fly off to help if need be and I hear something that really confuses me.

"So it's a deal?"
"Yes. I'll join you."

I see my friend and partner shake hands with our arch enemy.

I stare in disbelief. "What..? But Tree is with us!"

Ryder leans back and looks up at me. "Uh, yeah, of course."

"B-but then why...?"

"Morning, Adri"

I turn around and see Tree, standing there with a cup of coffee.
                                                         . . . .


I was later informed that Tree had gone undercover to talk to Brickson, after pretending to kill off all the penguins in the world by first turning them invisible. Making the only visible penguins, the magical ones (like Brickson)


But what I really learned that day was: You Snooze, You Lose.

And my partners are crazy weridos whom I love