Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Snooze You Lose (When Your Partners Kill All the Penguins)

Log: 6132016
Hunter: Adrianna

NOTE: this log was written as log 6132016 but was not posted until now for the following reason: The CIA was hot on our trail for the "penguin incident" and we weren't allowed to say anything on the matter until some things blew over. Anyhow Here's the adventure:


So one morning I wake up and turn on the news. "Something strange happened just last night" the reporter says. "Almost every single Penguin in the world has gone missing."

I spit out my morning chocolate milk and sit up straight. Obviously something was very wrong, at first I thought that maybe a monster came and stole the penguins. Or even maybe it had something to do with Brickson.

So I jump up and go to HQ in the Because Reasons. And on the main spy screen I see Tree. Talking to, of all people- our arch nemesis: Brickson. Ryder, leaning back casually in her chair with a bag of goldfish seemed pretty confident in what was going on.

So I watch the screen, ready to jump into a mini ship and fly off to help if need be and I hear something that really confuses me.

"So it's a deal?"
"Yes. I'll join you."

I see my friend and partner shake hands with our arch enemy.

I stare in disbelief. "What..? But Tree is with us!"

Ryder leans back and looks up at me. "Uh, yeah, of course."

"B-but then why...?"

"Morning, Adri"

I turn around and see Tree, standing there with a cup of coffee.
                                                         . . . .


I was later informed that Tree had gone undercover to talk to Brickson, after pretending to kill off all the penguins in the world by first turning them invisible. Making the only visible penguins, the magical ones (like Brickson)


But what I really learned that day was: You Snooze, You Lose.

And my partners are crazy weridos whom I love

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