Wednesday, May 4, 2016

In Which Someone Loses a Leg

Log #542016
Hunter: Ryder Eclipse

Okay so in our previous log Adrianna mentioned our stalker friend Tree and her apprentice Paul. Who we now know to both be lovely people. Well Paul is at least. But one time we weren't so sure about Paul's loyalty to us. You see, he lives in a tree outside of Adrianna's house and he kinda spies on my partner. Since he only seemed to stalk Adrianna we grew suspicious of his claims of being Tree's apprentice. So we decided to find out for sure if he worked for Tree or not.

Now, how do you test a stalker to see if they're really on your side or not? You hire him. Then if he's being paid to work for you he must be totally loyal. We didn't really know what to have him stalk though so we sent him to go stalk a polar bear. That really didn't go well though. He kinda got his leg eaten. But hey! At least we knew for sure that he was our friend's apprentice now!

This is Tree
Tree wasn't particularly happy about the fact that her apprentice now only had one leg. Tree didn't seem to understand that we all did it to test her apprentice to make sure he was worthy of being her apprentice. She actually ran me over in a bus. Which honestly wasn't the most comfortable thing to happen to me. Don't worry I'm perfectly fine though. No serious injuries from the whole bus thing. And now that some time as passed since the Paul incident she's seemed  to have forgotten about it. Although I'm sure that when she reads this log I'll be hit by a bus again. Tree it was totally Adrianna's idea, not mine at all!

But anyways, I should probably wrap up this log. Sorry for the lack of hunting updates recently. We can get kinda lazy about the whole monster hunting thing sometimes. But hopefully more of our adventures will be written down soon. Farewell, hunters in training. Have a lovely day!

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